"Lester's barking again and getting on my nerves again."
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- Stacie Ponder
- I am currently alive, although if that changes I'm not sure who would update this space to tell you. I am a maker of comics, a writer, a video game player, a coffee drinker, and a kitten lover.
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This month's Film Club pick:
- Movie: It's a SHOCKtober celebration!
- Due Date: Every day in October
- Here's the list of movies I'll be discussing and the corresponding dates.
- How It Works: Watch the movie. Write about it on your site and drop me a line. Link to me, I link to you. Easy, breezy, beautiful.
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A handy FAQ for Google searchers!
- 1. Whomever was searching for "bea arthur haunted house"...if you find it, let me know where it is.
- 2. Yes, most likely the girl at the end of The Descent would soon be dead. Or she may have just gone crazy, depending on which ending you saw.
- 3. No, you will not find photos of a girl masturbating on a dryer here.
- 4. Whomever is looking for "booll woob sex girle", I can't help you.
- 5. That "horror film with a hot girl" you're looking for is probably this one, in particular the first segment.
- 6. "Nosferatu's female name" is Nosferatina.
- 7. Dear whoever found me by Googling "episode of Dallas where Sue Ellen got totally drunk and fell down the stairs"...will you marry me?
- 8. I have no idea whether or not Genie Francis has had plastic surgery.
Sorted for your pleasure!
- 1977 (17)
- 1981 (44)
- 1985 (3)
- 23:45 (115)
- 3-D is awesome (10)
- 54:32 (1)
- Adrienne Barbeau fucking rocks (26)
- amc (89)
- Amy Steel fucking rocks (16)
- animals run amok (26)
- awesome movie poster friday (133)
- awesomeness (122)
- battlestar galactica (9)
- beautiful hams (2)
- behaired (1)
- besheeted (2)
- big apols (1)
- birthday of blood (2)
- bloggenaires (18)
- Bocephus Dracula (1)
- briefcase woman (23)
- burning hatred (2)
- burnt-faced pussy (1)
- butter (not butter) (1)
- buy my crap (19)
- carl anne (11)
- cereal (1)
- charles nelson reilly (32)
- childhood nightmares (3)
- cockroaches who can fart fire (6)
- comics (49)
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- Courtney Thorne-Smith flogging movies (2)
- cuckoo nutso (34)
- dallas (30)
- Deborah Foreman fucking rocks (9)
- demonic strippers (1)
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- do what I tell you to do (57)
- dunkin' donuts (9)
- Ebola (7)
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- face rocked off (19)
- facts of life (6)
- fictional retard rape (1)
- final frame (16)
- Final Girl Film Club (95)
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- friday the 13th (93)
- gentle boobs (1)
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- Ghostella's Haunted Tomb (22)
- go fuck yourself (47)
- gratuitous flo (1)
- grossilocks (3)
- hair (10)
- halloween (98)
- headband (1)
- hey wait that wasn't too bad (1)
- hooray for everything (3)
- horror's unanswered questions (1)
- hurts so good (35)
- i am a big lame (32)
- i am just saying (2)
- i can read (2)
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- lasers make everything better (8)
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- oh like you don't want to have sex with Asia Argento (2)
- oh my god i love Killer Workout (7)
- Operation: 101010 (42)
- paintings (12)
- people are really fucking weird (4)
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- SHOCKTOBER 2012 (9)
- silent hill (42)
- Slashers 101 (13)
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- so i made a movie (23)
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- stew (3)
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- stupid children (13)
- take back the knife (1)
- terrycloth (1)
- the 'tardo twist (1)
- The Descent (29)
- the gay (16)
- the history of ever (33)
- the parade festival (5)
- The Scare-ening (25)
- Tom Atkins fucking rocks (20)
- Tracey Gold rules (11)
- trailers i love (1)
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- VHS rules (45)
- video games (23)
- voting is the best (27)
- wackadoo (4)
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- wiggery (16)
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- wuhrermania (4)
- ye olde (11)
- yes it's a Lifetime movie (3)
- you guys rule (15)
- Zales (1)
- zombies (72)
When you're tired of me, try these.
- 70s Horror Films
- 80s Horror Movies
- Acidemic
- And Now The Screaming Starts
- Arbogast on Film
- Basement of Ghoulish Decadence
- Bleeding Skull
- Brea Grant
- Camp Blood
- Chadzilla
- Chickapin Parish
- Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
- Cinebeats
- Cinema Fromage
- Death to CGI
- DVD Drive-In
- Eternal Sunshine of the Logical Mind
- Evil on Two Legs
- Exclamation Mark
- Filmsquish
- Hysteria Lives!
- Lazy Eye Theatre
- League of Tana Tea Drinkers
- Made for TV Mayhem
- Mermaid Heather
- Miss Flick Chick (Maitland McDonagh)
- Moon in the Gutter
- Movie Moxie
- My New Plaid Pants
- Paracinema Magazine (Blog)
- Popcorn and Sticky Floors
- Racks and Razors
- Sarahnomics
- Scare Sarah
- Scenes from the Morgue
- Sean Collins
- Sergio Leone and the Infield Fly Rule
- Slammed & Damned
- Slasher Speak (Vince Liaguno)
- Sunset Gun
- The Groovy Age of Horror
- The Horror Digest
- The Moviezzz Blog
- The Mystery of the Haunted Vampire
- The Terror Trap
- Tomb It May Concern
- Vegan Voorhees
- VHS Collector
- Video WatchBlog (Tim Lucas)
- Zane Grant
Don't steal my shit.
If you want.
effing aye right it is.
suckers!